💰 Because unpaid invoices don’t block the sun—this hat does.
This 100% chino cotton twill dad hat is for creators who are done playing games (except for maybe who-can-ignore-the-follow-up-email-longer with brands that mysteriously lost the budget). Low-profile, effortlessly cool, and adjustable—unlike your rates.
🔥 Why you need this hat: ✔ Soft, durable chino cotton—because your brand deals should last as long as this hat ✔ Adjustable strap—tighten it up when a brand asks you to “just throw in a few extra deliverables” ✔ Breathable embroidered eyelets—for staying calm when they say “We can’t pay you, but we’ll tag you!” ✔ Unstructured, relaxed fit—because you’re done stressing over net-90 payments
🌱 Made-to-order because we don’t do waste—unlike time wasted negotiating for what you already deserve.
🔗 Buy now before another brand asks you to ‘hop on a quick call’ about a budget that doesn’t exist.
