When it’s cold outside—but not as cold as that “Hey just following up on this invoice” email sitting unread for 3 weeks—this hoodie has your back. Literally.
Thick, soft, and impossible to ignore, just like your overdue invoice.
🔥 Why you need this hoodie: ✔ Cozy AF—so you can sit comfortably while brands “circle back” for the 5th time ✔ Front pouch pocket—perfect for storing unpaid invoices & spite ✔ Durable cotton-poly blend—because your patience wears thin, but this hoodie won’t ✔ Matching drawstrings—so you can tighten the hood when pretending you didn’t see another “unfortunately, we don’t have budget” email
🌱 Made-to-order because we don’t do waste—unlike time wasted chasing payments.
🔗 Buy now before another brand asks you to “collab for exposure.”
